Thursday, July 28, 2005

Crash

Crash                                                                                           1374

Thursday, July 28, 2005  2:13 A.M.

What a day...not exactly business as usual for Ralphie boy.  I'm working at McDivot's Comedy Corner in the Coral Beach Resort in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina this weekend.  It was easily a 16 hour drive down here from Rochester, and all the way up until I left the house at 1:00 A.M., I was second-guessing whether or not I should even go to this gig.  I'm not making very much money this weekend, and Pam was getting used to having me home.  Regardless, I don't cancel on short notice, so into the car I went.

A couple of cups of coffee, and I was good until daylight.  I drove all the way to North Carolina before a traffic slowdown due to construction halted me in my tracks.  Unfortunately, it didn't halt the woman in the Ford Focus behind me, and I got rammed, but good.  My beloved Toyota Corolla has a bashed in rear-end, most of the damage occuring on the left side of the vehicle.

The car was still driveable, so after calling in a claim to Nationwide Insurance, I rolled into Myrtle Beach.  I got a two-hour nap before showtime, which I woke up from, despite two alarms that I set and turned off...catastrophe narrowly averted.  The show was really good despite my disorientation, and I sold some good merchandise.  My optimism for the weekend is renewed.  Except for the damaged car, which I'm not very happy about, this is starting off to be a good weekend.

Also, I'm the proud owner of a new laptop computer, which I successfully set up today to go on the internet and type this entry.  I'm quite proud of myself; usually, Pammey has to do this work....she's the computer expert in the family.  Come to think of it, she's the expert at everything, except killing spiders and changing lightbulbs...then I get to come off the bench.

It's hotter than four cats in a tube sock down here...sweaty and humid.  I'm gonna hide in the room as much as possible.   More updates tomorrow.

Ralph Tetta

Rochester, NY

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