Birthday 1265
Saturday, July 9th, 2005-11:27 P.M.
First of all, Happy Birthday to my brother Christopher today. He's 37, and he shares his birthday with O.J. Simpson. He's also a right-wing conservative Bush supporter, but you have to love your brother even when he's wrong (even to his own detriment). Christopher, the gas is $2.50 a gallon in Michigan, and even the dumbest dimwit knows it's Bush's and Cheney's fault. They are raping the American people to line the pockets of their oil buddies, and it's partially your fault for voting for them. Now blow out the candle on your cake because you're going to need it to heat your house when heating oil goes through the roof this winter. I love you, but you get the gas face.
Saw "War of the Worlds" today. It sucked like an imploding star. I would describe it as "Independence Day" meets "The Blair Witch Project." It was shaky, didn't make sense, and had attacking aliens. Orson Welles turns in his grave.
The shows tonight at Dr. Grin's were good....there was a butt-load of gals getting married, and one guy had his bachelor party here as well. They were all very nice and polite, which is atypical for bachelorette parties...usually it's drunken whores gone wild, and the show's all about them. Thank God for little favors.
I'm strongly thinking about making the 7 hour drive home across Canada tonight to beat the heavy traffic at the border. I should get home around 8 A.M. The weather will be cool, traffic will be light, and if I can stay up, I'm golden. Then tomorrow, I can sleep at home in my own bed. I'll see how I feel when I get back to the hotel.
One more note...Dr. Grin's has free passes to their shows, like many clubs do, and yesterday, I got a chance to see one of them. They are business-card shaped, and show a picture of a comic standing on stage. The comic was ME! My ego was sufficiently stroked, and I got a nice handful of them to take to my house.
I hope things are nice where you are. Thanks for stopping by!
Ralph Tetta
Rochester, NY
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